I have, through no fault of my own (wait, that's a lie, it's completely my own fault), fallen far behind on the word count for NaNoWriMo. I need at least 6,200 words this afternoon to catch up. I have less than 5,500 words. Yes, you read that right, I have to write more today than I have written in the last six days just to end the week on schedule. Can I do it? Do you care? The world may never know.
On a happier note, my dog, Scooter, may be pregnant. We'll know about the time NaNoWriMo ends. Will I finish my novel? Will I win NaNoWriMo? Is Becky's dog knocked-up? Can you handle the suspense?